I found this text from when only the Japanese market had the Play Station 2 for the Christmas release. Formerly Phobia. Enjoy.
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the store, the aisles were crowded, with people galore. When what to my wandering eyes should appear, but a space without people, a haven adored.
I slipped to the aisle, and soon sighed a relief. I peered at the shelving all filled and untouched. Not a package was opened, just so much dust. I blew on the counter, and flung off the dust, too see what was wrong with the musty old boxes.
What could be useless to all of the people, that give you the fruitcakes, frizers, and dongles, plaid trousers, and mittens, fluggles and dowzers. I read from the boxes, and soon threw to the floor. The most worthless of trash that sits in the store.
There on the cover, for all to see. Printed in bold, it said sad but true, “Made for use on Play Station 2”.
Merry Christmas to all, despite this said plight.
Cheers to all from Phobia.
Have a great night.