I finally gave up on Facebook almost completely. I still have a page and I check it every once in a while to see if anyone has anything interesting to say, other than to let me know that if I don’t share a meme I hate my mom or something. And after actual shit-talking Twitter in the past, I have embraced the 140 characters. Oh, I still get pissed that I can’t prattle on like I’d like to and I feel like I have to punch myself in the face every time I throw in a U for You to save space, but I’m enjoying the format. It makes much more sense to me than Facebook.
So, anyhoo, right now I have 28 followers. Approximately 23 of them are smoking hot babes who want me to subscribe to their websites. Now, I’m not completely up to speed on Twitter protocol, but I was hoping to beg for a few actual real live followers. If that’s not cool … please, someone call me an asshole and I’ll cheese it. If it is cool, I’ll happily share my Twitter handle, as I’m basically bleeding it off here: I am @JQBatty. I don’t float my real name over there, but I do float my real face.
I try to be fairly active but I find myself responding to celebrity Tweets mostly. Every once in a while I Tweet something worthwhile though.