Reminds me of the two-legged dog James Herriott wrote about in one of his books, and the one Grant Kendall described in his book
Hey I have only 2 legs and nobody’s writing no articles about me! Where’s my prize? 
Can you lick yourself all over, like a cat (or a dog)? Doesn’t count unless you can.
Animals have such amazing adaptability. That cat gets around so well. Good for him.
The owner needs to brush its fur. The cat’s fur is so matted looking.