A guy is locked in a room with only a cot and calendar. He is left there and given nothing to eat or drink for three months. When the door is opened he is alive. How’d he survive?
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There’s a full hot water bottle on his cot and the calendar is an Advent calendar (the kind with chocolate in them)?
Sorry, it’s late and I have never posted to any of these threads.
I always try to do things in chronological order.
No hot water bottle, just a plain ol’ calendar.
Well… maybe a Hooters calendar, but that has no bearing on the answer!
He has the hopes and dreams that on each day of that calendar, the love and heart beats will carry him until the end…
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He drinks from the “Springs” of the cot, and eats the “Dates” from the calendar. 
Yes, WIGGUM. See? Two minutes. But you should be hunted down and killed like the dog you are for using a smiley.
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And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00