The next two pets I get will be named Snafu and Fubar.
They just seem to go together.
What about BOHICA?
Bend over here it comes again.
TRIFECTA!
Someone should get a cat and name it Snakes. Then you can take it with you the next time you’re flying.
So you’d have Snakes on a plane.
ducks
Yes. Yes I do.
The part of my brain that measures cuteness just exploded. 
too cute…can’t stand it…help me.
Don’t forget TARFU – Things are Really F----- Up…
For the love of your family, you must get a priest in your house immediately! You obviously adopted demonically possessed cats, and the only safe thing to do is to exorcise them before they vomit all over your house and turn their heads around to stare at you backwards.
Of course you will need this now.
I have to ask…this would be different, how?
I’m so glad someone came along with cute kitty pix this morning. One of my coworkers got two kittens over the weekend and DIDN’T BRING IN PICTURES! So she’s talking about how cute the kittens are without pictures. It’s just wrong! So I needed my cute quotient for the day. Thank you for providing it. They’re adorable!
I always go to the pound with the intention of getting a cat that’s about 4 years old or so, and then I get there and there’s always this old guy who’s just sitting there looking adorable, and I think: "No ones going to take him home! He’s OLD! 
" Damn old man cats. My latest was 11 when I got him b/c I was afraid he would be put to sleep. I think the shelter puts them out on purpose when I get there.