This pidgeon has been graped by the…
Hey, this reminds me… [hijack] Who the hell was the grapist, anyway? Apparently he was before my time, and I haven’t been able to find any of his posts.[/hijack]
The Grapist was a poster who was quickly banned who would just quote someone’s previous post and repost it in purple with the tag that the post had been “graped” by the “Grapist”. I think the name was in reference to a Onion article.
Thanks. Gee, that’s not nearly as interesting as I’d hoped. Although it is original.
No, it really wasn’t. After the first one, it was just stupid. In fact, even on the first one, it was stupid.
So you aren’t a fan of Pidgin’s new viral marketing campaign, then?
When I clicked the link to read the story, I spotted various other animal-related links at the bottom. Clicking one brought me to this story - the headline of which had me cracking up:
Second woman reports turkey attack
So this isn’t the first time there’s been a turkey attack. That’s hilarious. But even funnier, to me, anyway, was this quote:
That turkey is *way * gangsta!
I got yer stuffing right here, beyotch!
I actually dislike pigeons so much that I’ve been known to chase away mourning doves for the sheer pleasure of it. Trafalgar Square, blue leisure suit, 1976.
I pretty much despise them myself. But even so, I would never torture one for the amusement of it. Nor would I even set up to kill off as many as I could with a pellet gun. That would be as futile as trying to empty an ocean with a teaspoon.
I would have no issues with watching a cat stalk and kill a few. After all, cats are cats and they get hungry too.
You don’t mess with Canada Geese, either. Those bad boys will bite you as soon as look at you!
Proof they should properly be called “New York City geese;” no Canadian would behave like that.
When you eat them, they’re called squab.
While goose is called goose. And delicious!
That was YOU???!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Dude, nice haircut!
Yeah, I had that ONCE, in a Moroccan restaurant, and I figured it was the same as pigeon.
Then there were the Wisconsin turkeys going postal.
A few months ago around here they were finding pigeons down in Pioneer Square with hypodermic needles stuck in them.