This pidgeon has been graped by the…
[QUOTE=Zebra]
This pidgeon has been graped by the…
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Hey, this reminds me… [hijack] Who the hell was the grapist, anyway? Apparently he was before my time, and I haven’t been able to find any of his posts.[/hijack]
[QUOTE=The Weird One]
Hey, this reminds me… [hijack] Who the hell was the grapist, anyway? Apparently he was before my time, and I haven’t been able to find any of his posts.[/hijack]
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The Grapist was a poster who was quickly banned who would just quote someone’s previous post and repost it in purple with the tag that the post had been “graped” by the “Grapist”. I think the name was in reference to a Onion article.
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
The Grapist was a poster who was quickly banned who would just quote someone’s previous post and repost it in purple with the tag that the post had been “graped” by the “Grapist”. I think the name was in reference to a Onion article.
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Thanks. Gee, that’s not nearly as interesting as I’d hoped. Although it is original.
[QUOTE=The Weird One]
Thanks. Gee, that’s not nearly as interesting as I’d hoped. Although it is original.
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No, it really wasn’t. After the first one, it was just stupid. In fact, even on the first one, it was stupid.
So you aren’t a fan of Pidgin’s new viral marketing campaign, then?
When I clicked the link to read the story, I spotted various other animal-related links at the bottom. Clicking one brought me to this story - the headline of which had me cracking up:
Second woman reports turkey attack
So this isn’t the first time there’s been a turkey attack. That’s hilarious. But even funnier, to me, anyway, was this quote:
That turkey is *way * gangsta!
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]
That turkey is *way * gangsta!
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I got yer stuffing right here, beyotch!
I actually dislike pigeons so much that I’ve been known to chase away mourning doves for the sheer pleasure of it. Trafalgar Square, blue leisure suit, 1976.
I pretty much despise them myself. But even so, I would never torture one for the amusement of it. Nor would I even set up to kill off as many as I could with a pellet gun. That would be as futile as trying to empty an ocean with a teaspoon.
I would have no issues with watching a cat stalk and kill a few. After all, cats are cats and they get hungry too.
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]
When I clicked the link to read the story, I spotted various other animal-related links at the bottom. Clicking one brought me to this story - the headline of which had me cracking up:
Second woman reports turkey attack
So this isn’t the first time there’s been a turkey attack. That’s hilarious. But even funnier, to me, anyway, was this quote:
That turkey is *way * gangsta!
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You don’t mess with Canada Geese, either. Those bad boys will bite you as soon as look at you!
[QUOTE=featherlou]
You don’t mess with Canada Geese, either. Those bad boys will bite you as soon as look at you!
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Proof they should properly be called “New York City geese;” no Canadian would behave like that.
[QUOTE=Li’l Pluck]
Then again, naw. Pidgeons? Ewwwwww! I mean, shit, at least squirrels are cute little critters. 
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When you eat them, they’re called squab.
While goose is called goose. And delicious!
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso]
I actually dislike pigeons so much that I’ve been known to chase away mourning doves for the sheer pleasure of it. Trafalgar Square, blue leisure suit, 1976.
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That was YOU???!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Dude, nice haircut!
[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]
When you eat them, they’re called squab.
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Yeah, I had that ONCE, in a Moroccan restaurant, and I figured it was the same as pigeon.
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]
When I clicked the link to read the story, I spotted various other animal-related links at the bottom. Clicking one brought me to this story - the headline of which had me cracking up:
Second woman reports turkey attack
So this isn’t the first time there’s been a turkey attack. That’s hilarious. But even funnier, to me, anyway, was this quote:
That turkey is *way * gangsta!
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Then there were the Wisconsin turkeys going postal.
A few months ago around here they were finding pigeons down in Pioneer Square with hypodermic needles stuck in them.