Two - word clues

Question - Guess what I did today?

Clue - Cold Speculum

(hey, come to think of it, what a cool name for a band, but that’s another thread)

You went out for ice cream?

Amateur astronomy?

Something obscene involving a snowman?

“Cold” means “frigid”. “Speculum” is a latin word meaning “to consider” or “speculate”.

I deduce that your SO really pissed you off today and you thought about withholding services.

What do I win?

You had a Pap smear?

If you’re a guy, that could really be painful.

You thought about eating yellow snow?