Question - Guess what I did today?
Clue - Cold Speculum
(hey, come to think of it, what a cool name for a band, but that’s another thread)
You went out for ice cream?
Amateur astronomy?
Something obscene involving a snowman?
“Cold” means “frigid”. “Speculum” is a latin word meaning “to consider” or “speculate”.
I deduce that your SO really pissed you off today and you thought about withholding services.
What do I win?
You had a Pap smear?
If you’re a guy, that could really be painful.
You thought about eating yellow snow?