http://www.weather.com/newscenter/tropical/?from=wxcenter_news
Yes, I know that category 3 /4 typhoons heading for landfall ar not laughing matters, but c’mon, you cannot say Typhhoon Longwang without smiling and doing a little high school snicker.
Oh, man. The people in Okinawa are so fucked.
Really? I don’t know, I’d say that they’re screwed.
A hard rain’s gonna fall.
I truly feel sorry for all the people whose lives are going to be ruined getting first pummeled, then drenched by Longwang.
snerk
This was covered in GQ a few days ago. The name means “Dragon King”, you pervs!
…I’ll show you a “Dragon King”.
That’s a skink.
I don’t know if I could handle a Longwang.
Hey, baby, it’s not the size, it’s the windspeed that matters.
faints
Is that a dragon king in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
There is also a blowjob joke in there somewhere.
Well, they’re forecasting a good 10".
If a typhoon happened in ancient Rome, would Thee Olde Weather Channel call it Biggus Dickus?
Yeah, but that’s a male forecaster. They’ll get 5" at most. 
BWAHAHA!
If the people of Okinawa are lucky, Longwang could run out of steam and dump its whole load prematurely.
Is it a Category Foreskin?
Don’t worry, Honey, we can try again later.