U.S. Black Ops were responsible for 2010 Chilean Earthquake

[fuzzypickles]

My pet conspiracy theory for the day: http://stevebeckow.com/2010/03/salusa-chilean-earthquake-was-also-a-black-operation/

*You are now at a similar point in your experiences, as the Atlanteans were in their end times. Indeed they developed in a very similar way to you, using advanced technology obtained from Extraterrestrials, putting it to misuse and personal gain. The country that is the U.S. is largely populated by those souls who were in Atlantis in its demise, and the challenge has been to see out this cycle without destroying the Earth. […]

You will therefore understand, that we cannot take away your opportunity to overcome the weaknesses that have caused your downfall in ancient times. […] Total destruction of the Earth will not be allowed, and we protect Mother Earth and the human civilization, by limiting the extent to which it occurs. (SaLuSa, March 1, 2010)*

Good to know that the Atlantean counter-insurgency is under control – that particular branch of the Illuminati had me rather concerned.

[KevinShi]

Ohh… lol. I thought you were talking about COD: Black Ops. It makes a lot more sense now.

[Doctor]

Wow! That is some seriously messed up shit. I despair for the human race that people actually believe this drivel.

[Crowbar_of_Irony_3]

Isn’t there a series of conspiracy theories about the HAARP as a weather machine and being able to cause earthquake?

[FairyChatMom]

Yeah, apparently HAARP caused the earthquake in Haiti, some disaster in Iran, hurricanes, floods, *“Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!” *

It’s probably also responsible for my dry skin and that broken fingernail I had last week, too.

[outlierrn]

Hey, I broke my fingernail last week, too! Coincidence? I think not.