Udderly confused about tits

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

Musing the other day after reading a couple of threads dealing cows, an odd mental picture materialized. I cogitated about how attractive men would think women were if, instead to two pert little breasts, they had one big udder like a cow, with the customary four teats.

It would certainly give the bra makers some challenges.

And, there would be no cleavage, which would be a pity.

I suppose if they were always like this, we’d think two of 'em were pretty bizarre.

That’s about as mundane and pointless as I’m going to get today.

#2

You big boob! :wink:

#3

Let’s milk the puns for all they’re worth!

#4

1.) Some fashions of the late 19th century kinda squashed the two breasts toggether into a “monobosom”. Look at older fashions and you’ll see something like you’re talking about.

2.) You obviously haven’t cruiised some of the weirder erotic artwork sites on the web. There are people absolutely obsessed with women having udder-like breast parts. Goggle “cowgirl” and the like.

#5

It’d probably be great for the textile industry. Bras and shirts would both have to be larger and ‘stronger.’

#6

In fact, I’ve seen (usually via SomethingAwful’s ALOD) sites that fettishize body part duplication – four arms, six legs, eight breasts, etc. Oddly it seems confined primarily to those bits - the extremities and boobs. 'Course I don’t visit these sites so for all I know (and I’m probably right on some level) there could be decaphallic guys, octovaginal women, and people with sixteen bums.

They don’t make LSD strong enough.

#7

I just want to meet someone with three buttocks. :smiley:

#8

I think it’s a safe assumption that no matter what the shape, size, or location, men would gather in seedy joints and throw money down to see women expose it.

#9

To answer the OP seriously (party pooper, I know. Indulge me for a moment), I’ve stated often enough that I support (heh) Desmond morris’ theory of breasts-as-buttock-mimic, and suggested the case of the gelada baboon’s non-buttock-like mimicking of the hindquarters by the female on its chest as an analogue in the primate world. Breasts paired in roughly hemispherical buttock-like forms are sexy for precisely that reason, and a single monobosom would be much less sexy. Unless, of course, we were in some parallel universe where female had a MonoButtock, as well.
We will now return you to our regularly-scheduled SDMB.

#10

Don’t! I can’t stand tit!

#11

Hummm. . . My tits have a lot of catching up to do if they want to truely reflect my buttocks.

Thank goodness for push-up bras. :smiley:

#12

That would be something completely different.

#1: The Larch

#13

I got my wife a push-up bra, but she refuses to do push-ups.

(ba-da-boom. Ting!)

#14

That is** NOT ** where my user name comes from!

#15

That reminds me of the man with five penises.

His underwear fit like a glove.

#16

I just told my boyfriend this joke. Out of revenge, he held me dow nand tickled me until I screamed uncle. Thanks…:stuck_out_tongue:

#17

Why, so you can nipple-and-dime us to death?

#18

No-one ever wants the Superboob. [/German goldfish]

#19

Okay, I don’t really like the monoboob idea, vaguely gross, but teats have one thing over tits that I can sort of see.
Really long nipples.
See, my nipples are one of my favorite of my parts, tactilely speaking…
Thinking of having four, each longer… ooh… excuse me - what thread was this?
Y’all go away and leave me alone for a while.

#20

Yeah right. That’s is what they all say.