This. 
Who’s on first?
Update: You can see a YouTube video of some of the UFO’s wreckage here, complete with spooky music. Looks like your garden-variety airplane wreckage to me, though.
Well, its a damn good thing! I do not want us to be shooting down the toys of anybody who can scoot about in outer space, ya know? Don’t want them pissed off at me just for being in a stupid and belligerent species.
Hmmm. If we take the whole “Assy McGee” vibe and run with it, we could have Grant McCool of the Bangkok Bureau, and his plucky assistant Roger That from Phu Quof