I’m female and 26, and have gotten this far in life without ever going on a diet. For one thing, I like food. For a second thing, I dislike discomfort. For a third thing, I believe all those people who say that diets are just a way to gain weight in the long run.
Yesterday, though, I tried to diet for the first time. So, I followed Slim-Fast’s plan, which you can see on their website.
I got a headache. Right in the center of my forehead.
I felt tired. Usually I can’t wait till it’s time for the exercise bike–yesterday I couldn’t even sit up straight on the sofa.
My stomach hurt. Not hunger rumblings, but more like a steady, unceasing cramp.
When I went to bed, I lay awake for three hours, both too tired and sleepy to read or get up and do some work, but too uncomfortable to drift off. Finally, at 2 am, I ate half a sandwich and went back to bed and fell asleep.
This morning, I woke up feeling really sick. Still tired, still with a stomach cramp, still with a headache. I thought, screw it. If this is fitting into a smaller size, it isn’t worth it.
All day, I’ve been trying to eat normally, but my stomach won’t uncramp, so I can’t tell if I’m hungry or full or what–the end result is that I’ve probably eaten less today than I usually do.
Um, is this what a diet is supposed to feel like?