In the early 1980’s six of us were recruited to sell computers for Rank Xerox UK
They gave us a wonderful training course, about 8 weeks live in at Newport Pagnal, the food was superb, the bar shut early, the beer was lousy, but so what - we just bought trays of Guinness and Cider - aye - it were grand.
Anyway, one day we had to read the software and hardware contracts, which were in minute print on pink paper, on the back of the order forms.
By the time we got half way through, two of us - me and this guy who is now rather famous - started shouting ‘this just ain’t legal’
They were getting a bit worried about us by then, Gamma types training Alphas, so they got onto the RX internal legal department - and would you believe it - the contract was just not legal - in the UK - or I reckon Scotland.
That was a long winded way of saying that the small print might not be legal.
- always worth checking …
In your case you just want your machine fixed - and a pound of flesh, droigt de seigneur on the St Hubbins daughters, and him to clean your shoes for life.
Not unreasonable.
It is pretty cheap to buy a domain, chances are that the guy is technically illiterate, so he might be rather worried if you sent him the address of a site that defamed him.
As a warm up on the physical confrontation side, just leafleting cars parked in Stow would spook him.
If my memories of Stow are correct (and my aged and unpleasant mother lives in Moreton) you don’t need to do much to spook the guy - the place is a gossip-fest.
Frankly I reckon the guy is a fool, a £5 VGA card costs him nothing, and motherboards are what sets the standards - if it don’t plug into the IDE, EIDE etc slot then it is not sold.
How about publishing his name, address and precise details of your gripe
- Mr St Hubbins could have his 15 minutes of fame

