(WARNING: The following post is anecdotal in nature. Were this post to be pluralized, the resulting set would not constitute data. No scientfic research has been conducted in relation to this post, and no cites have been made readily available. Read further at your own risk.)
Heck, in some states, you can get one without ever taking a real road test.
In Virginia, at least, you can take a private (state-licensed) Driver’s Ed course instead of being tested by the Department of Motor Vehicles. The course includes classroom lessons, written tests on the rules of the road, and a set number of hours of driving practice. To give you an idea of the amount of training involved, I completed mine in two weeks of eight-hour-a-day, Monday-through-Friday classes; three of those days were dedicated to actual driving.
At the end of the course, the instructor is supposed to conduct a scored road test just as a DMV representative would, but speaking for every one of these programs I’ve personally seen, the test either doesn’t happen at all, or else the instructor is lenient far beyond the written allowance of mistakes. One of the guys in my class blew through a red light – without slowing down from his 8 MPH-over-the-limit speed – during his test; he got his license the same day I did. As for me, I’m pretty sure the following exchange comprised my “test”, though I certainly didn’t know it at the time.
Instructor: Roland, you’re a good driver; is there anything you feel uncomfortable with on the road?
Me: Not in particular, why?
Instructor: All right then. [Marks something down on a clipboard.]
Now, I like to think I was (and am) a defensive, safety-conscious driver, but I wouldn’t have minded having my mettle truly tested if it meant that I wouldn’t have to share the road with Captain What-Red-Light and his ilk, but alas, such are the times.
Strangely enough, of all the states in which I’ve driven, Virginia’s drivers strike me as some of the least insane. Go figure.