Eve claims to be an expert on movies, so let us test that.
(test mode on)Quick, Eve, how many Porky’s movies were made, and summarize the plot of each! Without looking at imdb.(test mode off) I thought so.
In reality, Eve is a Queens hausfrau with four children, all under the age of ten. She only posts during the day because that’s when the kids are kept busy making beanie babies with their little nimble fingers. During this time she is chain-smoking and watching “The Shopping Channel” with cold cream on her face, wearing sweat pants, in between posts to the SDMB.
In the evening, she has to leave the computer because her husband Noel (an unfortunate name chosen because her mother-in-law had a passion for the plays of Noel Coward) expects his Hungry-Man dinner to be hot as soon as he takes off his boots. Then it’s beer and Fox TV until they fall asleep in their individual LaZBoys.
Ike being a jerk to someone caused that person to troll us for months on end and make everyone’s lives hell.
Now, needless to say, the troll was an unstable individual who had no reason to act the way he did.
But Ike DID overreact to the person way back when, and this did not help matters. And while I think the troll would have done what he did anyway, it certainly didn’t help.
Yer putz,
Satan :wally
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two months, three weeks, 18 hours, 26 minutes and 3 seconds.
3310 cigarettes not smoked, saving $413.84.
Life saved: 1 week, 4 days, 11 hours, 50 minutes.
Gee, thanks for expressing your opinion, Satan…kind of like farting at a tea party. I had no idea that the Lout Rampage was entirely my fault. Color me embarrassed.
Have I mentioned that we’ve all missed the heck out of you?
Actually, Ike is the man who literally created Lyndon LaRouche out of whole cloth. L. Ron Hubbard, too. Ike created both myths, wrote fictitious histories for them, found homeless winos to incarnate them, then orchestrated their respective rise (rises?) to fame. Ike is really a puppet of Castro whose sole purpose is to subvert the American Way Of Life. Sorry. Starting to sound like a Fundie wacko tract there.
Eve, of course, is working undercover for the CIA, and is keeping tabs on Ike’s every move. Her covert mission is to eventually bring about the collapse of various banana republics and install US-friendly dictators in their stead. It all fits. Why do you think Eve knew about Ike being gone all weekend? And why do you think she left herself? Mark my words, the news breaking on July 4th will astound you. I can’t say anymore. But it has something to do with Elian Gonzalez.
It was my understanding that Ike was employed as a numbers runner by Mock Duck for the Hip Sing tong, and became a ‘made’ man when he pumped 3 bullets into Nathan (Kid Dropper) Kaplan. In 1939, Fiorello La Guardia hired him as a perisphere polisher. Ike has been confined in the Matteawan asylum since 1956, following the “Mad Bomber” case.
Which is not to be confused with another SDMBer going to a religiously tinged message board and posting inflammatory comments leading o reciprocation on this board. No comparisons whatsoever.
Ukulele Ike cannot actually play the ukulele – he just pretends to strum it. If the rest of the band were to fall silent, they would notice that all this time he has merely been playing “air ukulele”.
Eve owns the largest collection of disco records in the northeast, and used to sing backup for ABBA. She was forced to quit when Anni-Frid got jealous.
Ike told me he was actually going to Mexico this weekend to “find Ambrose Bierce.” Eve has jumped in her '38 Packard to “chase the mad bastard down before he involves himself in things man was not meant to dabble in.” Godspeed, Eve. Save him from himself.