I don’t remember any agreement, and I’m not a gentleman. And that should be “Arnold Dubya and I have…”.
Well, I hear Ukulele Ike is the one who’s disabling the damned Board today, because he’s so afraid we’ll really ferret out his Deep Dark Secret . . .
All About Eve (and…oh yeah, Ike)
Both Ukulele Ike and Eve played important roles on the 70’s TV sitcom hit Different Strokes.
A sample from Ukulele Ike’s lines : "Whatchoo talkin’ 'bout, Cecil?
Does that Secret have something to do with ferrets? That’s what I heard from my mother’s brother’s roommate’s iguana’s hairdresser.
I heard that Ike was the guy behind the guy behind Survivor. Or that he’s really Rick Rockwell. Maybe both.
Isn’t Eve a madam? With a name like that, she must be. Or she sells dildos and other sex toys.
Uke an editor, an erudite New Yorker w/ leather patches on his jackets? A cosmopolitan type who plays multiple instruments…in ways we don’t even want to contemplate?
HA! He’s a potbellied, ripped T-shirt scratching doofus in Biloxi, shacked up with his girlfriend, an inflatable sheep named Doris. He hasn’t been the same since he picked up that matchbook cover: “call this 800 number and you too can be a dazzling urbanite!”
And Eve? Eve had us all fooled.
She’s actually SqrlCub! She claimed to be offline to “paint her apartment”. No. She was at the Omaha Asner Con.
I’ve been so blind.
Veb
Ike has a terrible fear of falling into the east river and drowning. This is why he’s always wearing those vests. They’re inflatable.
Eve is a CIA operative who deals with HMO’s. She’ll get me my job back when my boss finds out I was at his computer giving out state secrets.
Whoops, typo!
That should be “I don’t remember any agreement, and I’m not a gentleman. But I certainly am looking forward to Uke’s special trombone solo at my wedding ceremony. And that should be ‘Arnold Dubya and I have…’”
By the way, Ike has just handed me one of his cock-and-bull stories about “going out of town on a business meeting” for a few days.
Coincidence that Clinton simultaneously announces a Mideast Peace Summit at Camp David? I think not . . . Or maybe this has something to do with Tina Turner retiring . . .
You know, I always was a little creeped out when he kept saying, “Come back to Ike, baby,” at the Dopefests. But I never made the connection until now.
Mr. Ukulele Ike, a trombone solo at my wedding? I’m honoured! Nothing could give me more pleasure. (slowly edges towards the door, and opens it with his hand behind his back to let in the men with the butterfly net)
I have it on good authority that Ukulele Ike and Eve were seen together in Frostbite Falls asking about “moose and squirrel”.
MacEnroe’s commentating at Wimbledon at the moment and is bemoaning the injuries to his Davis Cup team - did Ike leave with his balls ?
I understand New Yorker’s walk funny but someone must know.
I heard that Ike wrote the scripts *Leonard Part Six * and *Ishtar *
Bond.
Ike Bond.
I know, this thread is old as hell, but I want to talk about Ike, too. He’s…he’s…
HE’S KYLE’S BROTHER!! He’s a two year old Jewish Canadian boy who’s been circumcised. 
Yes Homer it’s cheesy, and yes Eve, it is a deep dark secret. But what I was told is that Ukulele Ike raced off to Italy after reading “this” thread.
Scary. And unwholesome. It’s just unwholsome. It goes against our moralistic value system. Speaking of disgusting dairy products, I heard that Ike is the pilsbury doughboy and that one of his fetishes include being tickled…in places I will not deign to mention.