Per Yahoo! news, Aussie Bug Could Be the Ultimate Male Chauvinist .
And the scientists can’t figure out why the female bugs put up with them… but a sentance from the article sheds some light on the subject.
Pretty self-explanatory, if you ask me. 
Drink up me hearties! Yo ho!
Yo ho
Yo ho
A bugs life for me…
Figures the guys would be mystified. I’d cook dinners for a week of nothing but sex! 
I hope that didn’t sound slutty!