What is your church doing to change public perception?
We tried offering pancake suppers after Black Mass, but I think we’ll have to go further than that.
Help me buy a notebook computer…cheap
You couldn’t afford my consultation fee.
Ladies, I present to you the New Semi Gay Ken Doll.
Shirley Ujest. (OP and comeback in one.)
That Annoying Old Man- What Exactly Is He Doing?
Annoying people?
What do the calories consist of in zero carb alcohol?
Small dense particles known as drunkons.
How should I file my taxes this year? (E-file? Tax software?)
Don’t trust those computers. Make a grrreeeeat big paper airplane and fling it in the direction of IRS district headquarters. Good luck!
Test thread, test post.
You passed. Congratulations. Now post something worth reading.
Which is worse: drinking a lot of beer everyday or the equivalent whisky?
Depends which you care about least: your waistline or your wallet.
Penis Yeast?
No thanks, I never touch the stuff.
Do we really want SCOTUS confirmations to go like this?
No, let’s set them to the music of Gilbert and Sullivan.
How big a problem is pedophilia, really?
Hey, if you have a car and a bag of candy, it’s a piece of cake.
Sitcoms with laugh tracks that are actually funny
If you find laugh tracks funny in themselves, you need psychiatric help.
What if the Information Age had started earlier?
Too much information.
I need more fun sites to visit. Recommend me a site.
http://www.howdoyoukeepanidiotinsuspense.com. Hours of fun. Trust me.
Do you let your significant other in the bathroom while you’re on the toilet?
You let her in the bathroom? God, you’re pathetic. Grow a pair.
What job search engine to use? Monster, HotJobs, CareerBuilder, other?
I recommend cluelessunemployedloser.com. You should feel right at home.