Well as a guy with long hair who buys a lot of shit to take care of it I have come to the conclusion that the bottle and the name don’t really matter as far as making it a girly shampoo. However, If you start getting comments about your hair smelling girly then it is definately a girly product, and should be disposed of before your balls begin to shrink.
I have pretty long hair (compared to “normal” guys) and I basically use whatever won’t leave my hair dry and unmanageable. Sometimes that’s the aforementioned Herbal stuff, sometimes it’s suave, and sometimes it’s whatever there’s lots of and people won’t miss a bit.
But is Aussie MEGA made with real chicks? Inquiring vegetarians want to know. Lord knows there are other seemingly veggie products out there with emat (or meat products) in them.
Yes.
Within 24 hours, your “manhood” will shrivel up, turn grey, & fall off. :eek:
By friday morning you will have grown a fully developed set of HUGE funbags—uh, I mean “breasts”.
Say—uhhh…are you busy next weekend? 
One word: sandpaper.