mega the roo: I can't stop thinking about you in the shower every morning!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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OK, I bet that got your attention alright. Now, calm down - it’s not what you think. Probably…

I use this shampoo called Aussie Mega. It’s got a jumping kangaroo as a logo. Therefore, every morning whilst washing my hair, I think of mega the roo.

Here it is:

http://www.aussiehair.com/images/guide/shampoo_mega.jpg

I bet I win todays Mundane & Pointless Award with this one :smiley:

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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I love ye like the brother I never wanted Coldfire, but you really need to get more sleep . . .
Dr. Watson
“You can’t unscramble scrambled eggs.”

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I bet you say that to all the girls.

We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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Wow. I’m glad I’m not the only one to have SDMB reveries whilst at my toilette.

Every morning, when I shave, one of UncleBeer’s Burma Shave jingles goes rattling and wheezing through my head. The three-stanza one where he says he has to hurry in to work in the morning to “earn his dime,” and then shills for his own personal brand of shaving cream, which “comes in a tube,” which he then rhymes with “lube.”

I’m slowly forgetting Unc’s poem, in bits and pieces, so PLEASE, no one provide a link to the old thread.

Uke

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This is weird:

I had a dream the other night in which I was in a public restroom and there was graffiti all over the walls. One word, writ larger than the rest, stood out:

Mullinator.

What the hell is that about?

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After the “cruising” thread, rest stops never looked the same.

How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor?

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::whispering::Mullinator, run. QUICKLY. I’ll divert his attention.
::Sets up a little stage show, complete with monkey driving a miniature camero, and parakeet chorus line. Once the refrigerator box is in place, breaks into a bad impression of 1983 break-dancing, with the robot and pop-locking and the worm:::
::now screaming:: RUN, MULLY, RUN!!!
rezdawg, that’s pretty fucking scary.

“My Accountz Reeceevable Posse don’t call me Tha Troubleshoota for nothin’. Suckas think I be chillin’, but I gots to represent at all times, 'cuz ain’t nobody else reeceeve accountz right but ME.” --Herbert Kornfeld

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:: entranced by the driving monkey ::
I… don’t… know why… Mullinator… would be writing on… the bathroom walls… in my dream… but I don’t appreciate it…

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Great! Now ResevoirDog has turned into James T. Kirk.

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“You know what you remind me of? Hair shampoo!”

Great line there, Coldfire, fabulous. Thanks for reminding us again why the French, not the Dutch, are famous for being romantics.

In the future, might I suggest you try something like: “Everytime I see a sublime sunset. I think of you…”

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Hey, speaking of Aussie products, has anyone tried the Moist shampoo? I have the Three Minute Miracle, the deep conditioner, and I love it.

``All of your dreams will come true. All of my dreams came true, but now… I have a bunch of other dreams.’’ – Sonic Youth.

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Thanks for your recommendations, whitetho. Although it was actually the shampoo that reminded me of mega the roo, but OK.

For what it’s worth (and to anyone who didn’t understand me the first time): I wasn’t trying to be romantic.

Believe me, y’all would have noticed.

And when I think of the French, romance isn’t the first thing that springs to mind…

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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well, this is a pleasant surprise… quite contrary to what i expected. i thought i had run out of my shampoo, but turns out coldfire just stole it so he could take a picture.

haha, jokes on me… NOW GIVE IT BACK BEFORE I BREAK YOUR FACE!!

ahem

have a nice day.

:slight_smile:

if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.

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One day, for no apparent reason, I had the name “rastahomie” going through my head ALL DAY LONG. I could not shake it. Very odd…

Zette

“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?

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Yeah, well, Zette, everytime I see your link, I think of that Bowie song, Sufferagette City. What the hell is it about, anyhow? Susan B. Anthony?

It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers

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Uh, after admitting that you think about MegaTheRoo in the shower, I can’t believe a Continental, multi-lingual, clog-wearin’ sack o’ sophistication like yerself actually said, “I wasn’t feeling romantic; you’d know if I were”.

::drumroll while assembled Dopers peer interestedly toward the southern regions of Coldfire’s towel::

You do realize, don’t you, that you just invited a world-of-hurt jokes about holding the starch, soap-on-rope and water sports?

Please, take it easy on the kid. His clogs got waterlogged, worse than Doc Martens after running through wet concrete.

You got some ‘splainin’ to do, CF.

Sadistic chuckling,
Veb

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Two things:

#1 I used one of the Aussie shampoos for the first time on a hiking vacation in Zion. Took me a couple of hours to understand why every freakin’ fly in the area congregated around my head. Never bought any of the products again.

#2 I’ve had very (ahem) explicit daydreams about several of the regs :smiley:

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And you never told me? I’m hurt!

The Legend Of PigeonMan

  • Shadow of the Pigeon -
    Weirdo of the Night
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So which Dopers do these shampoo titles remind you of?

I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.

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Don’t ya hate when a comment you thought would be a response-generator turns out to be a thread-killer?

I always try to do things in chronological order.