I cannot imagine the horror that would be the Foie Gras an elementary school cafeteria would concoct.
We had a real Canadian geese problem where I went to elementary school. There were hundreds of them out there, shitting all over the playground.
Seems like this plan would kill two birds with one stone.
I don’t know if it’s ever been pointed out on these boards, but geese are really greasy.
Don’t you mean greesey?
I actually went to a school (okay, this was TCU) that served steak and lobster at one cafeteria. You could buy it on your meal card.
Just a fun fact for the peanut gallery.
[nitpick] Unless those geese were in fact citizens of Canada, making them Canadians, they were Canada Geese (Branta canadensis). [/nitpick]
CMC fnord!
And look how you turned out.
I’d say “gross and soggy” fits. Maybe we’ve finally discovered proof that you are what you eat.
::Checks whale meat off the list of things Auto has put in his mouth::
I would like you all to know that I agree with Logan Strong and I too want chocolate filled panda cookies.
Would your lunch lady be able to prepare it properly?
Maybe it’s just because I’m a Las Vegas plutocrat, but I prefer panda filled chocolate cookies.
Then just imagine feeding them nothing but fat until they are really fat and feeding their liver to school kids.
well, if the corn had had a choice, it would have probably had an abortion. What we really need is proper education on corn birth control methods, then we wouldn’t be having baby corn in elementary schools.
If it was like the cafeterias I have known, they would probably cook the stone and leave the geese.
VCO3. you got to have hamburgers and French fries? Wow! Never once in twelve years for me. Our best meals were soup. Of course, that’s what you get for $1.25 a week.
And I lived in a shoebox on a road made of shards…
You had shards? Beggin’ your pardon, your Majesty— I’d no idea we were in the presence of royalty!
Luxury!
I hate cooked frozen green beans. I hate them even more, re-heated. As an adult, I have the freedom to say “I refuse to eat those.” The kids were getting no choice (except I suppose just to refuse to eat them, and to throw them away at the end of the lunch break.)
I will eat canned green beans happily. My kids will also. Evidently, the kids at the school will also. So what’s better: to serve canned green beans that might actually get eaten, or to keep serving disgusting reheated frozen green beans that get thrown away?
Gasp!!
Man, I won’t eat anything but fresh green beans, and then only if they are cooked really well. Mostly Green beans is hella gross. I don’t like frozen or canned veggies on the whole though.