This OP is so far from reality that the light from reality would take a million years to reach VCO3.
Well, tune in next week!. Somehow, he manages to get dumber every time. I suspect he’s just chortling away at getting the silly monkeys to dance.
You realize VCO3 just takes these observations as a challenge, don’t you?
Them’s fightin’ words.
Next VC03 will read Oliver Twist and decide Oliver was a spoiled brat for saying “Please sir, I want some more.”
Makes you wonder what his reaction would be towards Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”. Do you supposed he’d come down on the “pro” or “anti” side of the issue?
Dear baby geniuses,
Are you fucking crazy? Babies can’t talk! Nor can they intervene in over-the-top conspiracy plots to take over the world from rogue media moguls! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
Dear babies, get AIDS.
It’s been said before, but… Lewis Black? Is that you?
I cant stop laughing. This is one of the most hateful lines I’ve read in recent Doper history, and it’s just so absurd… hoooooo man.
Seriously though, you broke my outrage-ometer. That will be 19.95+S/H
19.95?! Are you kidding me? That’s outrageous!
This thread cracked me up. My employees think I’m insane.
VCO3, you’re barking mad, keep it up.
All we are saying, is give peas a chance.
I know it’s different sides of the pond and all, but Jamie Oliver tackled something like this in “Jamie’s School Dinners”. Simply put, the food being served in cafeterias had less heath value than a McDonalds dinner, and it was being fed to the kids all day. So he started a movement to change that, to put healthy and veggie-filled foods on the menu, without breaking the schools budgets. I don’t know how lasting the action was, but it worked in the short term. Are the kids at the schools that adopted Jamie’s eating plan “abortions” who should get AIDS?
The food kids get served at school can have a lasting effect on their health. If all they’re served is “gross chicken patties and gross hamburgers, with soggy french fries on the side. EVERY DAY…” then that’s what they’re going to want to eat every day (tastes are created by what you’re exposed to). Those foods can and will cause health problems if served in high proportions every day.
It’s heartening to see the kids wanting more fresh veggies, wanting a salad bar. If all the school thought to serve is the aforementioned hamburgers and maybe some frozen green beans, then it’s definitely a great thing the kids getting together to write to the food staff, discussing food choices and hopefully getting some positive changes made.
In short - RFC* next time you fucking dick.
*Read For Comprehension
Yawn. VC03 overreacts, makes idiot of self, everyone laughs. Film at 11.
I just reread the OP as Lewis Black doing one of his Daily Show bits and ended up laughing my ass off. I must thank you for making VC03’s pit threads that much more enjoyable for me.
No, no, no, it’s the risotto that tastes like vagina!
CMC fnord!
Whereas VCO3’s Pit rants just smell like crotch.
Wait, so the purported Japanese plan to serve whale meat in school cafeteria lunches so kids will develop a taste for it and thus bolster the whaling industry might actually work?
Yeah, well I blame whoever it was that first mentioned him being “the board’s Lewis Black” because now he has a shtick to perform. His rants seem to be getting more “outrageous” lately. Some of the things he has bitched about in the past I could kind of get on board with…but this is just lazy.
:o <-------let’s pretend that’s a yawn
VC03, are you even trying anymore? There are plenty of legitimate things that deserve your ire. Get crackin’.
Oh, and you probably should check out that link that **Miller ** posted.
Hey now, whale meat is damned tasty eats. I just had some little over a week ago. Like a combination of beef and tuna, it was.
He doesn’t come within 50 yards of a legitimate gripe. Often, he’s lucky to be in the same area code as a legitimate gripe. Plus, he can’t answer this thread, as there are only two answers:
(1) “I’m an idiot.”
-or-
(2) “I’m a troll.”
Neither looks good on the resume.