Umm... What!? Clear Knee Mom jeans

Windex and a squeegee. The plus side is that you can now do your laundry while fueling up your car.

I, uh… hmm.

Nuthin’.

Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.”

Just saying…if I’m going to buy “mom jeans,” that means they are cheap and comfy from a superstore, or comfy and not-so-cheap from a nice fat lady store like Avenue. Not $100 with transparent poly windows for my psoriasis and squito bites to be highlighted…:smack:

They’ve got it backwards. Put denim over the knees and clear plastic everywhere else- now you’re talking.

Weird. Where I live actual moms wear non-mom jeans with about 80% of the material missing but it’s cut/ripped out all over the place, not in a uniform rectangle, and certainly doesn’t need a plastic cover.

Good point. Even better if it’s an affiliate link with a long cookie.

Perfect for MILKFs!!!*

*Mom I’d Like to Knee-Fuck

I was just on gocomics.com when these Gucci high-heeled sandals with glossy socks came up in an ad.

A little ahead of the curve. Knee lasers are just coming into fashion. These pants will be hot sellers once that laser trend extends out from Miami into cooler climes where shorts aren’t practical.