Unca Cecil

Has He ever appeared in any of the forums?

If not, why not?

Try searching for his name.

The Perfect Master has posted 142 times on the Boards, most recently on 16 April of this year.

I don’t understand why people complain about the search function. Nobody uses it. :smack:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=Cecil+Adams

Click on “Find all posts by Cecil Adams”

Voilà

Less than 150 posts and only 1 thread started by him.

Hardly a prolific poster.

Also you’d reasonably expect him to pop in from time to time even just to say “Hi you miserable cretins”…or summink.

After all we are the ones that keep giving him our hard earned dosh, what’s he do all the time? count it?

He has people for that.

Hi, Ed.

So he’s lazy as well

The image of Cecil Adams cavorting in his Money Bin a la Scrooge McDuck is an appealing one! :eek: :dubious:

Cecil’s busy on a treadmill somewhere.

Why “unca”? Is baby talk in?

If he spread his arms would he fly?

Because we’re all children when compared to him.

Because he frequently refers to himself in that manner.

A small sampling:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_040.html
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_064b.html
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_079.html

Anybody who’s a fan of Carl Barks is alright with me.

Moved to About This Message Board.

Gfactor, General Questions Moderator

So who the heck is Jezebel, and why should we revere her?

I’ve never quite been able to understand animation – is McDuck, and by extension **Cecil ** nekkid while he’s cavorting, and is Iampuhna(sp.?) with him?

I don’t quite get the question, but I can say that in the comic books Scrooge is never naked when swimming in his money bin. Why should he be? Few people swim naked in water, either.

Not naked, but close to it, I think – doesn’t Scrooge, like Donald, go bottomless?

I am reminded of an old cartoon – from MAD magazine, I think – in which Donald duck rants to Daisy about how great figures from science and history had been ridiculed as he has been ridiculed: “Why am I not compared to these men of vision?” “For one thing, none of them was a talking duck walking around bare-assed in a sailor suit.”