Duke or Katsopolis? Grizzled old moonshiner in overalls or polished pretty boy in a leather vest? Himor him?
Let me give you scenarios:
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather get drunk with.
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather have on your side in an alley fight.
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather go on a cross-country road trip with.
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather have cook you a nice dinner.
- Uncle Jesse whose sex tape you’d rather watch.
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather hit upside the head with a 2x4.
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather see a Broadway show with.
- Uncle Jesse whose niece(s) you’d rather spend Christmas with.
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather have pitching for your team in the seventh inning of the World Series.
- Uncle Jesse you’d rather have as your step dad.
Go!