Uncle Jesse or Uncle Jesse?

Cafe Society
#1

Duke or Katsopolis? Grizzled old moonshiner in overalls or polished pretty boy in a leather vest? Himor him?

Let me give you scenarios:

  1. Uncle Jesse you’d rather get drunk with.
  2. Uncle Jesse you’d rather have on your side in an alley fight.
  3. Uncle Jesse you’d rather go on a cross-country road trip with.
  4. Uncle Jesse you’d rather have cook you a nice dinner.
  5. Uncle Jesse whose sex tape you’d rather watch.
  6. Uncle Jesse you’d rather hit upside the head with a 2x4.
  7. Uncle Jesse you’d rather see a Broadway show with.
  8. Uncle Jesse whose niece(s) you’d rather spend Christmas with.
  9. Uncle Jesse you’d rather have pitching for your team in the seventh inning of the World Series.
  10. Uncle Jesse you’d rather have as your step dad.

Go!

#2

Duke across the board. Katsopolis just seems to handsy.

#3

Katsopolis for 5, because it would presumably include either Lori Loughlin or Rebecca Romijn. Katsopolis for 6, for obvious reasons. Duke for the remainder.