Under the Southern Cross I stand,
A sprig of wattle in my hand,
A native of my native land,
Australia, you fuckin’ beauty.
Happy Australia day.
I’ll toast to that. But just what exactly is that thing in your hand?
Ah… a reason to celebrate!
Cheers!
Learn about the golden wattle!
http://www.itsanhonour.gov.au/symbols/flora.cfm
Don’t touch your wattle! Put that down right now!
And remember to wash your hands afterward, young man!