A Straight Dope Classic:
Am I farting holes in my underwear?
Get some quality underwear like 2xist. Google it. They have boxer briefs and their gonadal region is pouched for comfort.
Wow, we were young and innocent then! Lookit all those people blushing and apologizing for talking about their underwear. Not that they didn’t then go right on to reveal all the explicit details, of course.