You guys know what I’m talking about…
Lil Elvis tells you he’s cold. Wtf?
Damn, you put on one of the old pair with the stretched-out leg holes. If those shorts are really bad or you get into certain positions, all the boys start complaining. So it’s tuck tuck tuck all day long, right? I hate it when that happens.
Now, I’m not talking about old briefs with holes in them, (aside from the ones you stick your body through) I’m talking about perfectly serviceable knickers with a few good miles left on them. That waist band always holds up… why is it the leg holes that always give out?
How long have they been making these things, anyway. Is there something about elastic that prevents them from formulating something that lasts at least as long as the cloth? And while I’m on the subject, does anyone ever use that stupid “flap-hole” arrangement in the front? What’s that all about?
(You boxer guys shaddap).