Curious George Better Mind his own Business by John Gotti Jr.
Where the Wild things are II: Girls Gone Wild by Paris Hilton
Charlotte’s Web of Deceit by Jeff Skilling
The Cat in the Hat Cums Again by Jenna Jameson
For the Last Time, GOOD-NIGHT MOON! I’m Serious! Don’t Make Me Come Up There! by Neil Armstrong.
How about a book by a highly-paid celebrity in which children learn that money can’t buy happiness?
The Little Engine that Just Couldn’t Fucking Do It by The Chicago Cubs
Charlotte’s Web-server - Bill Gates
Horton Hears Everybody - Michael Chertoff
Where’s Waldo? II: A Ride on My Boat by Scott Peterson
The Long Hard Road out of Narnia by Marilyn Manson
Sweet Valley High by Willie Nelson
Pat the Bunny II: a Popup Book by Bill Clinton
Bob the Builder Builds a Levee by Ray Nagin
London Bridge is Falling Down by Osama Bin Laden
See Dick and Dick. by Elton John
Horton Helps a Ho by Eddie Murphy