One of Montgomery’s high schools is Sidney Lanier and they’re the Poets, too. Bart Starr went to school there, so he went from being a Poet to a Packer, as is often the case, I hear.
I’d be willing to bet that there are some too clever high school, prep school, and tech school mascots.
In fact, I seem to recall an issue of MAD Magazine that dealt with the concept in their patented way with such things as the Wisc Brooms, the Penn Bars, the Texas Hold’ems, the Denver Pyles, etc.
Maybe that would provide an interesting hijack trail?