A friend of mine sent me this link–and I had to laugh at the name. I wondered if there were other equally poorly named food products out there. Anyone here from Ghana can support that this is on the up and up?
Bimbo bread from Mexico
Spaetzle always reminded me of spatula but I guess that’s not too bad.
I just sold a bunch of (gorgeous) candy boxes to the owner of “Aunt Flo’s Chocolates.” I don’t care if the candy is [lawnguyland accent] to die for[/lawnguyland accent], the name is a total turn-off. Ick! Ick! Ick!
Engrish.com is a gold mine for them.
Candy: http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=Candy
Chocolate: http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=Chocolate
Drinks: http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=Drinks
Snacks: http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=Snacks
I’ve always kind of snickered at the Pu Pu Platter. But then deep down I’m still a third grader, I guess.
Well, maybe they were intended for women who are…ya know.
Mmmmmmm…chocolate remedy!
Well before Eve gets here I’ll mention faggots. Top with onions and cover with gravy. They’ll love it.
I don’t think I could ever bring myself to buy “Johnsonville Sausage.”
Well, I guess the last week has brought a lot of negative and unwanted attention to “ho-hos.”
And of course, there is “Spotted Dick”.
Their hot links are great, you don’t know what you are missing. But if someone offered me spotted dick, there would be no way in hell I would eat it.
Ayds diet candy.
Cigarettes with onions and gravy? Ick!
A litle research later… Still ick.
Something called a kumquat just doesn’t sound edible.
Couple of years ago I stopped in a truck stop for a snack and gas – picked up a tasty-looking sausage in a shrink-wrapped package. As I’m driving down the road I get ready to eat the sausage, notice the name on it: “Li’l Chub.” I laughed all the way to Denver. Never did eat the sausage – I brought it back home to show my brother, he confiscated it, still has it in his den.
"Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS?
[sub]Ok, I know it’s Ayds, but a lot of people heard it as “AIDS.”[/sub]
On preview…I was beaten to it, but it took longer for me to find the commercial, dammit.
I’ve always thought Pirate’s Booty was, a bit - unfortunate.
“Arrgh, what’s that nasty stink? Smells like Pirate’s Booty to me, arggh”
And its cousin, Drowned Baby.
The cigarette is only for after you lick off the onions and gravy.
It never made it to market, but some one once proposewd a snack chip called “HITS”.
The reason it never made it to market?
Imagine a row of the boxes side by side on your grocery shelf…
“HITSHITSHITSHITS”
I read this in one of the “UNCLE JOHN’s Bathroom Readers”… think it was the 8th edition…
Regards
FML