For once I’m pretty sure I’ve got the right category. There is no particular point to this story other than ‘sometimes people are nice in interesting ways’; I just feel like I’ve got to share it.
Oh, jeeze, that’s so sweet! What a nice gesture from the Animal Control officer.
That’s very cute, but I can’t imagine all the letters they’re being inundated with right now (or are on their way). Everyone else is probably just going to get a form letter.
That’s not a unicorn license. It’s a dragon license with the word “dragon” crossed out and “unicorn” written in in crayon.
The man didn’t have the right form.
They have Unicorn Puddling.
It is the same bright, zesty colors are Unicorn Snot.
I don’t think that is a co-inky-dink.
I thought this thread was going to be about the Unicorn Hunting Licenses that Lake Superior College has been issuing for over fifty years.
I’ve still got mine
Neat! First I heard of it.
– I have, however, a quibble. At least one female unicorn has indeed been sighted; in Peter S Beagle land. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more, but am having trouble remembering where. Pamela Dean, maybe? I can’t remember whether the ones there are gendered.
I do not want to be around when a unicorn finds out about that.
(I would, however, love to be watching from a very safe distance.)
At her age, odds are she’s still a virgin, so she’s got that going for her, which is nice.
Shawn Ogg shoed a unicorn once, after Granny caught it with a hair.
Nitpick: Jason Ogg. Shawn Ogg probably finds shoeing himself a challenge. He can sleep with his eyes open and fart any tune you’d care to name, though, so he’s not without talents.
I sit corrected.
I still flash back to the MASH episode where they were searching for an incubator.
Henry Blake: No kidding! That would be great on movie nights! You got any of those pizza requisition forms?
Captain Sloan: Just use one of the standard S-1798s and write in “pizza” where it says “machine gun.”