Like clockwork, I get a call from Unisys, usually by someone who can’t speak English very well, every three months asking if I want a job there. They then proceed to ask me if I am okay with their job description, and ask me some technical questions (which never change).
The job is field warranty work for Dell. I have gotten very far in the interview process with them a couple of times, but never hired.
Anyone know exactly what is going on with them? They always tell me it’s a yearlong contract, but they still have an “urgent need” every three months, almost to the day. Of course, despite this, I have never actually gotten an offer from them. Is there some crooked recruiter who is just trying to waste the company’s money? This whole thing just seems ridiculous.
Are you sure he even works for/ contracts with Unisys?
I can’t even BEGIN to imagine how they’re going to resolve all these different timelines, and John Connor as a nanite-man? And Old Arnold vs. Young CGI Arnold? Don’t get me started.
Why can’t Hollywood just leave well enough alone?
That can’t be true. I don’t work for Unisys.
He may not, but the OP is almost correct, he just needed to say Unisys is one of the most disorganized companies in the world. It’s a 400 way tie for first place.