Isn’t the sensible action for the 60-year old female employee to simply have her name legally changed to DanBlather, and use the ticket as issued?
Have to post this Get Fuzzy cartoon link from today, January 10th: Linky.
Very funny Jodi
An aside, but every day I drive past the “Village Yarn and Tea Shop” in Seattle, it has always amused me at the strange mix of specialties, and someone thought to merge them into a business. Hmmm…so we have all of these delightful select teas from all over the world…this business just needs something extra…why, yarn of course! 
Wow, remind me not to fly them. Next thing you know they’ll be putting scorpions on their planes or something.