United States and Israel are bombing Iran {for current/ongoing events, past/future have specific threads}

I’m confused.

Does this mean the Nobel Peace Prize laureate (pending) has successfully ended another war, or successfully started another one on his watch?

Both.
Somehow.

Worst reboot of Tora! Tora! Tora! Ever.

Trump really likes to have things named for him.

Let’s name this mess for him.

Operation Epic Failure works for me.

Operation Trump’s Ignorant Folly.

Moderating, if only just:

And I think we have enough of the jokes without other contribution, back to the topic please and thank you.

The guy who started the war has his own new name for it.

Small Potatoes it is.

Spending USD37bil to date on French Fries would seem to me to be excessive, YMMV.

You can now add environmental disaster to the list of Trump’s accomplishments in Iran

Three Iranian tankers struck in retaliation for missile attacks, US military says | CNN

Why not go the whole hog and call it a Special Military Operation?

The attacks on Iran are causing an increase in oil prices-

“Success does not cause inflation. Stupidity causes inflation,” Trump vented in the Oval Office, as he declared it “crazy” that the stock markets fell Friday on inflation concerns.

In general, most economists would disagree, but in this one special case of gas prices- he may be right. :weary_cat:

Heck, let’s go way back to the 50’s and call it a Police Action.

Guy who started the war now admits he has not won it.

Looks like the Iranians have captured an unmanned US Navy submarine.

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-says-it-captured-us-submarine-drone-strait-hormuz-2026-09-08/

From the article:

In response, a Pentagon spokesperson said an ​underwater drone had “malfunctioned more than a day ago.”

“It was surveying regional waters in support of ongoing operations. ‌The ⁠defective drone was an older model that neither collected sensitive data nor carried any classified sonar or radar equipment,” the spokesperson said.

“That drone ain’t shit to us anyway” is great if you’re trying to deny the Iranians a win. But maybe the Iranians are winning because you’re using useless drones against them.

That’s right enough.

Just a bit more concerned that Hegseth’s Pentagon would issue a similarly dismissive communique if it was military personnel who’d been captured.

I’ve lost track. Is the Strait open? Is it closed? Is it the Strait of Schrödinger?

US forces sink more civilian ships.

Most Iranian tankers are owned by the government, so “Civilian” may not be 100% correct.