I’m gonna go with obvious satire here.
The professor said: "There is absolutely nothing you can do, you have no control over your grade. It doesn’t matter how f------ hard you work or how good your grades are, my grading system is based on the Calvinist doctrine of predestination. I figure if it was good enough for Americans, it was good enough for me. …
“So I randomly assign grades before the first day of class. I don’t want to know s— about you. I don’t even want to know your name. I just look at the number and I assign a grade. That is how predestination works. And don’t come f------ complaining to me. Take your complaints to God. He ordained this system, not me.” He then goes on to talk about his attendance policy.
(Later he backs down from this and gives a normal explanation of his grading system)
I’m retiring at the end of this year and I couldn’t give a flying f— any longer.
I seriously wish I had had this guy in college. Also, I can’t wait until I get to use that line.