I thoight you were going to say they didn’t recognize you because they lost their glasses.
Thats clever.
I got my retinas scanned last week ( sun hurts dilated eyes). They found nothing wrong but I asked about my cataract. He said in a couple years. I cant read out of that eye but I’m supposed to enjoy this for years?
Dentist day; routine cleaning, no issues. Doesn’t make the sound of metal picks scraping your teeth any more pleasant.
I’ve never minded going to the dentist, even as a kid, but I’ve always hated that sound.
My Google Pixel updated itself and I hate it.
Changed font size, altered the contacts to a jumbled mess that looks like a random yard sale for numbers and letters, added some bizarre icons that are more alarming than substantive, and god knows what else.
Like I have time to go through everything and rearrange the device to be once again moderately functional. I am leaving to visit my family in Winchester, Virginia tomorrow morning and I have things to do 
My PC did an update a couple years ago that simply floored me. I came home and my wallpaper was changed, font size altered and it decided to add a screen saver to itself.
Bloody frustrating.
Printing press, Pepsi/Coke, washing machine, automobile, airplane, radio, TV, and Oreos
Anti-Rants:
My medical wife keeps worrying about me and sending me to specialists.
Who then check me out and sneer “Why are you here? You don’t need all these tests and scans.”
Wife: You were wheezing after that hike, you should see someone.
Someone: Well, of course you were wheezing. That hike was way too vertical for someone your age.
Okay, I did need the tests, but mostly to convince myself that my internal organs are within normal parameters (for my age).
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We lucked out weather-wise. Our only trip this summer was from home (95º with 95% humidity), to our kid’s coastal town (75º with 35% humidity… it was a needed respite).
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Annnd, I won my first contest: I get to go see Neil Young.
It could be the last chance (he cancelled last year for “unspecified health reasons”).
Yup, looks like a little kid designed the phone app; everything now has bubbles 
Those things are older than sliced bread???
Well, one of them is.
I’m pretty sure. Like 98%.
I have clear memories of my grandfather’s great grandfather saying “Dadgummit! That’s the greatest thing since a lump of bread!”
Sliced bread was first sold to the public in 1928. That seems so recent, it was less than a century ago, but I think we just take it for granted that bread comes that way.. I’m sure people used to think slicing bread was just something you did at home and it was no big deal.
Predating sliced bread:
Printing press (1440)
Pepsi (1893) / Coke (1886)
Washing machine (1797, it was hand-cranked)
Automobile (1885)
Airplane (1903)
Radio (mid 1890s, exact year hard to say)
Television (1922 had the first crude commercial TV)
Oreos (1912)
Believe it or not, every one of those things was already around before sliced bread was available.
Wow. I’m not sure which I’m more blown away by, those factoids, or the work you put into that post.
Which is worthy of acknowledgement. Thank you for educating me.
You’re welcome!
(It was like 20 minutes of Googling though, and honestly before I started I had no idea what I was going to find.)
The Pixel has Easy Mode, which you may like better.
Here’s how to enable Simple View on a Pixel phone:
Open the Settings app.
Tap on Accessibility.
Find and tap on Simple View (or Simple View in the Quick Access section).
Toggle on Use Simple View.
Hope that helps!
Thank you for that! I did manage to change the fonts but never thought to look at the accessibility section.
that just made the icons larger, & therefore less of them & also gave me back the three buttons menu at the bottom. Losing so many icons isn’t worth it to possibly make the phone work better. I immediately reverted.
Two-footed drivers.
At a stop light, I pulled up behind a Chevy sedan. The light turned green and we all proceeded forward as normal. And then two seconds after taking off, the Chevy’s brake lights come on. And stay on until the next light. Rinse and repeat.
I tried changing lanes several times and Chevy always ended up back in front of me in whichever lane. At this point I’m definitely not following close and am leaving a good bit of following distance. Well this infuriates Mr. Pickup behind me who promptly whips around me, nearly clipping my headlight as he jerks back over into my lane and speeds off to go tailgate Chevy.
I definitely want no part in that impending disaster and continue along watching from a distance. Chevy still has his brake lights on, Mr. Pickup is constantly tapping his brake lights as he tailgates away. And then there’s the screeching and smoking of tires as Chevy is apparently actually using his brakes for something other than a foot rest. Mr. Pickup swerves hard, goes over the curb and ends up in a ditch. Chevy makes his turn, blissfully unaware (or uncaring) of the chaos left behind.
I’m an asshole and helpfully wave at Mr. Pickup as I drive by. He’s got front end damage and doesn’t look like the sort to carry insurance.
I do wish Mr. Pickup had just rear-ended Chevy so both idiots would get a taste of their own idiocy, but at least one idiot took himself out of the equation.
I love a good karma story.
I enjoyed watching it far too much. Makes me wish I had a dash cam!
Then you can upload it (with license plates blurred maybe) with a sad trombone sound effect added when the guy goes in a ditch. Close with the Three Stooges theme song.