Unknown person slips $20 under your door; what do you do?

I worry about why I forgot to charge them before they left.

If you’re going to spread the confusion, don’t settle for half-measures. Change out the $20 for 80 quarters. 80 quarters slipped beneath 80 doors means 80 times the confusion! :smiley:

Midget hookers???

If someone slipped anything paper under our door, chances are the dog or cat would destroy it before either of us saw it. Especially the cat - he loved to tear up paper.

I would take the $20 and slide a note back outside the door saying “Thank you, the curse has been lifted”.

No, those are ‘convenient fun size’ :smiley:

In a big apartment building like this I’d probably be a little paranoid and wonder if there is something on the bill. Pick it up with tongs and wash it before I touched it.

Once I saw the twenty, the long-ingrained habit would probably kick in. I’d put on *Pour Some Sugar on Me *and do my strip routine.