I saw an Idiot’s Guide to Life in a bookstore once. Just to be safe, it had “PARODY” written in big letters at the top of the front cover. I suppose they were worried that someone who bought the book would demand a refund when they found out that the answers to all of life’s problems weren’t in fact contained within the book’s 50 or so pages.
So you know about my asylum!
That hurts.
The idiots guide to boiling water.
(you know someone who’s burnt mac-and-cheese, you know you do)
the Complete Idiot’s Guide to Passing a Blood Test
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Purchasing Idiot’s Guides.
Sort of off topic but you know the Ginko stuff that is supposed to enhance your memory? How do the people that need it remember to go to the store and buy it? Much less remember to take one a day?
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to fixing the brakes on a school bus
Heart Transplants for Dummies.
Space Shuttle piloting for Dummies
I have this one, and I am not making this up:
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Judiasm and Jewish History.
My suggestions for much needed Guides, however:
Idiot’s Guide to Telephones
Idiot’s Guide to Bathrooms
Idiot’s Guide to Directions (giving and following would be included)
Robin
The complete morons guide to candle lighting
HeeHee! This one is my favorite.
Hey! I resemble that remark! But I am not an idiot! I am “cooking challenged”
Zebra said-
Before me and my mom moved in together, I went over to her apartment and found her taking something out of a bottle with a dropper. I asked her what it was. She couldn’t pronounce it. She said “Larry (our neighbor) said I should take this, but I can’t remember what it’s for.”
I took the bottle from her and read the label.
It was ginko biloba extract.
I still tease her about it.
Here I am … reading this post and thinking to myself “Self … that guy sounds just like you!”
Then I freaking realize that the person who posted that is my wife!!! Aaahhh … !! !.. need more sleep!!!
Complete Idiot’s Guide to Reading the Damn Name of the Person who Posted on the SDMB
the Complete Idiots guide to Thermo Neuclear Weapon Production
The complete Idiots guide to Waking up.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Suicide.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Political Correctness.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Religous Snake-handling
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Axe Murder.
The complete Idiot’s Guide to Dentistry.
That was fun
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Common Courtesy.
I would buy this by the case and hand it out on streetcorners.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to SDMB (OK, it’s called about this message board, but this is catchier…)
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Trolling
- speaks for itself really…