Friends of mine recently had their tenth child. They have a rule in their family for naming children - no one gets a name that starts with a letter that has already been used. That includes middle names, and also includes the parents names. So for child number 10 (with 11 people already in the family) only 4 letters were left to choose from. The baby boy’s name: Yosiah Xavier.
No, he’s just going through life with a free pass for any criminal activity.
[defense lawyer]Your honor, the law gives my client the right for a trial by jury of his peers, but since he is Peerless, no suitable jury can be found. These charges must be dismissed![/defense lawyer]
My family owns the weird name crown, but we all turned out ok.
Me -> Risha Bree
Older brother -> Damon Abraxsas Ra
Stepsister #1 -> Nashara Corinne
Stepsister #2 -> Maraya Bronwyn
In all seriousness, though, I really like my name. I get a few cheese jokes, and a whole heck of a lot of compliments.
Given name spotted more than once in Hall County, GA police blotter: Chewbacca.
If my mama named me Chewbacca, I’d be using drugs, too.
A good friend back home was going to name his baby Serra Angel Lastname if it was a girl. Fortunately, it turned out to be a boy. Yes, he was a huge Magic geek.
From that link Estrus is actually a pretty good boy’s name.
Zaragrunudgeyon?
NaLa’DeLuhRay?
A bad Sci/fi writer on acid couldn’t come up with idiotic-er names.
Og help us all.
A neighbor of mine, back in my hometown in Texas, was legally named Boy. He was one of a jillion kids and I guess his parents just gave up on the name thing.
As to Jeneral, Senator, YuMajesty, etc., a friend of mine, a member of a much maligned minority, once told me that some of his minority friends gave their children names like that so that the members of the racist pigs majority, when addressing those children were forced to call them by a respectful name. I was told this many years ago and believed it. I wonder if that is still the reason. If so, that’s just sad.