Unwed Teenage Mothers Wiped Out Dinos!

[Tuckerfan]

Well, they were apparently a bunch of them, and we know they went extinct, so it only seems “logical” to connect the two.

Dinosaurs probably did not enjoy many carefree teenage years, since most were parents before they reached adulthood, according to recently announced research.

The find puts dinosaurs on the list of animals that had teenage pregnancies. Others on the list include crocodiles, lizards and humans.

The discovery, announced in Austin at the Society of Vertebrate Paleontology’s annual meeting, also suggests why evolution favors early births in these groups.

See, if they’d only had a Moral Majority to protect them from the horrors of teenage pregnancy, they’d still be around.