Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! (PG-13)

Well Elf was funny in parts, but mostly it was meh. If anyone does rent it anyway, be sure to let the closing credits roll so as to listen to Zooey Deschanel and Leon Redbone sing* Baby It’s Cold Outside*. Wow. In fact I’m considering getting the soundtrack. It also has Eartha Kitt singing SantaBaby. :smiley:

Just how old is your TV Ashes[sup]2[/sup]? There’s gotta be a way. If I was closser I’d fix it for you. Lucky for you I’m not closer.

Franny! You’re leaving? :eek: but…but…but… we’ll miss you. :frowning:

-Bumbazine (not smilie-impared)

Tupug, what is a ‘speidie’?

I got Christmas presents for Dad, MIL, FIL, and Best Friend yesterday at work. All together it came to $46. I really love working in a bookstore- big shiny discount books (one on the Beatles, two copies of Nigel Slater’s newest cookbook, and a book of antique clock photos). I’ve got at least a third of my shopping done in one fell swoop.

I hate, loathe, and despise regular retail Christmas music.

OK, here’s the pic that VunderBob has not yet begged me to provide a link to.

Rue, you are a warped, twisted, totally bizarre man - is it any wonder I love you so?? :wink:

For the record, I’m tired of festive music already. I think I’m getting Grinchier every year. Wonder if chocolate would help??

Couldn’t hurt!

I had not yet begged you to post that because I was warming up on your thread in the other
pink phone.

Check out her new house. I saw it in it’s original ugliness; it’s almost as bad as The White Elephant Manor when I bought it. One of these days I’ll find the pics in the storay unit so I can prove FCM had the second ugliest house east of the Mississippi River. :eek:

That’s what I get for trying to put 2 linkies in the same post. If you mentally switch them, it makes more sense.

Thenkyew for the offer Bumba; if you were closer, I’d take you up on it! My tv is pretty elderly, maybe ten years old, so that’s probably most of the trouble right there. I don’t want to have to go out and buy a new tv, just so I can use my new dvd player, that’s just stupid, and they can’t make me, so there. I’ll just sit here and stare at the unplugged player for my entertainment. That’ll teach 'em.

No shopping for me till friday, then I’m going crazy. Gift certificates for everybody, wahoo! Do thirteen year old girls like Old Navy or the Gap better? For giftmas, I would like red boots.

FCM, you post a link to Santa’s grave at VB’s request, but it is Rue you call “warped, twisted, [and] totally bizarre”???

with competition like this, I’m gonna get bumped back onto the good list!

merrily switches are for amateurs. :stuck_out_tongue: I ain’t sayin’ anymore on that cause vunderbob would get all ooked out if’n I did. Cept, I will say, that there is a picture of me getting spanked by “Santa” at a Christmas party about three years ago. No, I will not share that photo. Trust me, you don’t wanna see it.

VunderBob should not read the following itty bitty sentence:
Santa did look hot in his red coat and buttless chaps though.

I spent the weekend with family. It was fun. We had a big Thanksgiving dinner on Saturday and drew names for Christmas. I got my sister’s name. She wants a gift card from either Wally World or Home Depot. I’ve also decided to get my Mother a gift card from JC Penney’s cause she likes to shop there. Apparently they have lots of cute petite clothes, to quote my Mom. Did I tell y’all she’s going on a cruise to the Cayman Islands and Cozumel, MX at the end of January? Go Mom! I also gotta get presents for my four great nepews. The two great nieces are already taken care of. I got em some precious little girly bracelets and necklaces. They are seven and are real girly girls, so they’ll like em.

ACBG has decided, I think, that I am the true Grinch. I don’t want to put up a tree this year. I will drag out some Santy’s and Poinsettias and stuff to deck the swampcave, but I don’t feel like dragging out the tree and putting it up and decorating it and all. I did, however, offer to help him put his up, so I ain’t all Grinchified.

I love that Santa’s grave picture!

Yer right, Swampy, I am a little ooked out… :wink:

Years ago, when VunderKind was still in single digits and we were studying Tae Kwon Do, the dojong (TKD school) had a Christmas party. The high point were the pinatas: instead of blindfolds and stick, we were expected to kick them into submission.

Anyway, I’m wandering. I had a dobok (martial arts outfit, Korean style) that had a fabric flaw in it that made it unusable in normal life. I got the brilliant idea to dye it red and the belt black, put white fur around the collar and cuffs, and bought a matching hat. I was Master Santa Claus! :cool:

It’s a regional specialty from my home town. Linky Link I also found a recipe for the marinade here. Luckily I can find the marinade in my grocery that is available at the first site and it is pretty good.
fran, say it isn’t sooooo!!! Please come back whenever you can.

swampy, I was actually feeling grinchified myself this year. I was tired of the same old ornaments so I went out and bought some new stuff that was on sale Chez Target and gave my tree a whole new look. When this one wears out, I’m gonna get one of those trees-in-a-box that come already decorated and you just pull em up and voila!

Swampy! How could you? Mentioning the “S” guy (not “Superman” either)? What if some child is Google searching for “S. C.” and now, now the poor little urchin could stumble onto this thread! Think of the children!!!

Oh wait… Shibb beat you to it. You just emboldened it so it stands out more. And NurseCarmen jumped right in with it first thing. But he was all singy about it, so how bad could that be? But the children

Bumba, I thought it was obvious. Wherever I am, there is Happy Fun. I just like to change up my profile now and again just to keep everyone guessing. It’s the Way I Am.

I saw Elf a little while ago. The Little Woman wanted to see it, so I rented it. It wasn’t the worst movie ever and there was that one funny part where… uh… where… Oh yeah! “You’re not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!” That’s Classic Humour, that is!

I rented Ella Enchanted at the same time. It would have been much better if I’d never seen The Princess Bride.

I’m touched Winnie that you like my stuff. But a novel? That sounds like work. I went back and checked. I saved, like, 50 Uncle Rue stories and have about 20 old MMP’s. How about an anthology? Who do I have to see about this? I can save back the movie rights, right?

Now I’m really torn. OK, on one hand Puddin’ gets a new place and moves forward and gets to be happy and stuff. On the other hand, “not hav[ing] regular net access” is just baaaaaad. But we’ll always be here for you Puddin’! Always! (At least through next week. You never know when the MMP well will dry up. But The Simpsons have been on the air for 27 years, so you never can tell.)

P.S. The OP is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person, living or freshly dead, murdered viciously on a cold desolate mountainside, is purely co-incedental. No animals were harmed typing the OP, although the cat was being a pest and she got pushed off the computer desk a coupla times, but, eh, she’s just a cat and wasn’t hurt much anyway so she doesn’t really count.

I insist on a real tree each year, although some years it seems to be more trouble than it’s worth. I usually get a Grand Fir (because I’m a “grand” type of person; I jest), because I just love how good they smell. It’s like having a natural air freshener in the house.

I buy a few new ornaments every year, so my collection is taking shape. I used to have a bunch more, but I went through a period of time where the cat and/or dog managed to knock the tree over, so many of my ornaments were smashed to smithereens. It was a shame, I had some really cool ornaments and they were one of kind. Oh well, at any rate, I’m building the collection up again and it’s an excuse to go out and buy new ornaments anyway.

I also got this really cool St Nick in a sleigh for a tabletop or floor ornament. He’s kind of old-fashiony looking, (read European or Victorian) which is the type of Santa or St Nick that I prefer. Anyway, I blew almost fifty smackaroos on this thing, and I just love it. I got it at Costco. I need to stay away from Costco. I just spend way too much money there.

Now, if I could just get the energy up to decorate my house. I need to go home and steam clean the great room rug in order to get it ready to accept the new furniture. We’re picking up our “snuggler” chair tomorrow night (hubby doesn’t want to wait for it be delivered with the other furniture), so the carpet needs to be clean. I’m still hoping the other furniture will be delivered by Christmas. This is why it’s hard to decorate. I don’t feel like dragging out all my stuff; only to have to re-do it if the new furniture arrives before Christmas. On the other hand, if the furniture doesn’t arrive in time, then I’ll be a “Grinch”, so I have to decorate.

I loved the Santa’s grave picture! Then again, I’m a bit twisted myself, so well, I guess there is all to say about it.

My head and nose are all stuffed up, although the nose insists on leaking enough to be a nuisance. I hate having a cold. Whatever my husband had, he has managed to pass it on to me, his nephew, my kids, my mother, and Lord knows who else. That is one powerful virus!

Well, I must actually work now…what a shame.

Geez Rue I noticed you didn’t get all snippy with FCM for posting VunderBob’s Santa in the grave picture. That’s worse than all the other stuff combined. It is to!

Speaking of VunderBob, umm… after the “Master Santa Claus” (wonder how ACBG and I could… oh nevermind!) I don’t think you should ever get all oogied out over anything else I say. So There! :stuck_out_tongue:
-swampbear (I don’t have a chimney so S.C. can’t come visit anyways)

Rue doesn’t get all snippy with me because we have a special understanding. I can say no more. Well, I can say it doesn’t involve Santa in chaps - it’s special in a deep, spiritual, soulmate kinda way. That, and I have his address, so he certainly doesn’t want to get me all bent outta shape and inclined to track him down and leave a bag of flaming dog poo on his front steps.

Like I’d go all the way to Cincy to do that…

And I am not responsible for Santa grave - I’m merely taking some of my free web space to post it.

I think I’m going to pretend it’s still early autumn. In spite of that, I have thought of a few things I want for Christmas. They are all very boring. I want another couple of aprons, a splatter shield (which sounds either disgusting or naughty, doesn’t it?), and a potato ricer.

I am boring.

We’re having company tonight who are NOT Driving Husband or Quasi-Daughter. It’s very exciting. Mr. Lissar’s godmum and godfather are coming to dinner. You may remember that his godfather had lung cancer- I asked for lots of prayers and good thoughts. Anyway, he’s had all sorts of interesting surgery and chemo and he doesn’t have cancer any more. He does, however, have steel rods in his back.

And he’s the most Scottish-sounding guy you’ve ever met. He was in the British Navy and did film research and photography in Russia during the Cold War and got chased by the KGB. He has thousands of great stories. His wife is a painter and musician. This will be fun. They are so cool.

We’re having barbeque pork sandwiches, caesar salad with roasted garlic potatoes instead of croutons (Nigella Lawson idea and it’s fantastic), carrot sticks, and flourless chocolate cake. Apple cider with rum, tea, and I hope they bring wine. Whee!

Incidentally, I’m Mr. Lissar’s other godmother. That is weird and incestuous-sounding, isn’t it? And he calls Quasi-Daughter “Little Sister”. Gahh.

Wall shoot, Santy Claws don’t come down the chimney in Jawja anyways ‘cause mobile homes don’t have chimneys nohow. In Jawja Santy rolls up to the trailer park in an old pickemup truck with a busted muffler and a coat hanger fer an antenny and a searchlight mounted on the roof, jest in case. . And he ain’t got no sissy reindeer neither. He has an ol houndog named Cletus. Themas knows what’s what do leave him no cokkies an milk neither. They jest leave a case o’ Bud on the steps, iffen they has steps.

Swampy just don’t know this 'cause he’s always been on the naughty list, wharas I do, 'cause I was growed up in Flawduh…

Oooooh Lissla’s a pervert! Her god-tree doesn’t branch or it curls back on itself or… something.

Swampy, I’ve been thinking, which as the above proves is not only dangerous but ridiculous, and I must know something from you. Was the fellow wearing the chaps a rotund Santa type? And was the tushy-less part of the chaps have white fur trim? Was Mr. Santa Chaps actually you? Hmmm?

My books finally got here and I would be happy except that a guy tried to run me off the road this morning. Then it turned out he was one of our new teachers and so he tried to yell at me. Then I yelled back and showed him how he was wrong wrong wrong because you’re not supposed to merge into an already occupied lane even if you do signal. But he didn’t apologize. No wonder nobody likes him. And so he ruined my new books buzz, the pooter head. I need to be held, whimper whimper.

Ashes[sup]2[/sup], there[sup]2[/sup].

Swampy, you are irritated because you were at snipped at for not thinking about the children by someone who wrote an OP about a reindeer killing and eating the other reindeer and Santa? When you consider the source, just nod and back away, is my advice.

Lissla, I want to come to dinner, too. I’ll bring the wine.