I’m happy/cranky today. Happy because I solved a work problem - cranky because of stupid people who caused it. I won’t go into too much detail - but it was a problem that had me up this morning at 3 am trying to curb the damage. Stupid users - they go squish now! It was a European user, too - he caused a problem when I was away. Just jealous 'cause we have Thanksgiving, I am sure. Poopy Europeans.
Anyway, I have Christmas shopped for 6 1/2 people so far - the 1/2 person is my brother - he has on his list something that is not released until the 21st. I don’t know if I love him enough to brave shopping that close to Christmas.
Busy week so far - and it’s only Tuesday. Seems longer.
Ok, first things first. I found the MMP on the second page and there are a few noticeably absent MMPers who need to get busy.
Now:
AWWW Ashes[sup]2[/sup]]! SMOOOOOOCH! The Santa in buttless chaps was a burly Santy and was not me. See, Santa was spanking all the naughty boys and well, ok, maybe I better quit before vunderbob oogies out again. BTW the only fur around Santa’s butt was natural.
AWWWS_F! SMOOOOOOCH!
merrily I know, I know! It’s just what I said wasn’t nearly as bad as the MMP or Santa grave, is all I’m sayin’.
Bumba I like the idea of Sandy Claws in a pickemup truck. I own a pickemup truck, btw. Hmmm… wonder if ACBG and I, well… nevermind.
-swampbear (why, yes, I do have some strange Santa fantasies)
ashes, you’d best get back here and smack bob for pinchin’ your butt! :dubious:
I am cranky today myself. I’m not gonna whine but let’s just say a certain Anachi offspring is gettin’ nothin’ but coal in his stockin’ and it don’t matter how much beer he leaves for SC.
Shoot, bumba, all ya needs is three cinderblocks and ya gots stairs for yer trailer.
Too bad you didn’t get here in time, merrily. We were going to wait dinner for you and then I realised that I didn’t know how long it would take you to get here, because your location says ‘Down a stream’, but I don’t know which stream. So you could be very far away.
Thank you for the sympathy everyone, it is much appreciated. When it happened, I didn’t even have any candy in my desk with which to soothe my frazzled nerves. The horror.
Poor cranky puggy and out of sorts susan. I send you virtual silly shenanigans for to cheer you both. And VunderBob? Just one pinch? Don’t you lust me anymore?
The Chaps Chap wasn’t you Santa, I mean, Swampy? Nope, sorry, I don’t believe you. Look at the evidence; you yourself admit the tushy of said chaps was covered with natural fur and you sir are a bear! Says so right there “user name SwampBEAR”. Ergo, demonstratum, carpe diem, you are the naughty-boy-spanking Chaps Wearing Santa Swampy.
I was hoping you’d know what to do with the switches that will come with my coal, but I didn’t want to push it and have Swampy play Junior Mod again by telling us to get a room.
I swear it was not me being the spanky Santa. I mean, I don’t even own a red suit or butless chaps. Hmmm… ACBG did ask me if I wanted anything special for Christmas though. HO! HO! HO! You naughty boy. Come bend over… er… sit on Santa’s lap.
I only moused over that link & knew I shouldn’t be opening it at work.
Happier today - sorry for spreading the crank yesterday. Craziness is fixed - looked good for my boss - and finally got something done that I had put off doing - tedious work, but done.
Bob darling, when Swampy tells me to get a room, that’s how I know I’m on the right track. Now, I know what to do with those switches you’ll be getting, but do I want an explanation of the uses for the coal?
And maaaaybe I believe you weren’t the Spanky Santy, Swampbear, but I now have proof! evidence! you wish you had your own Naughty Nick suit. You were a pervert (yay!) in your heart, if not in deed.
Did you know it got down to freezing here last night? Had to turn on the heater and both cats were very friendly. Me, I just wish I had some apple cider to go with those chestnuts I picked up this weekend. Yum.
