So, we had a semi-flood in the living room due to T.S. Fay. We filed a claim with State Farm. Claim denied. They didn’t even send out a goddamn adjuster or claims examiner. They didn’t look at pictures. You can read the “Floridopers- T.S. Fay something something” thread for the details.
Yesterday, we got a letter saying “your policy is being cancelled as our underwriting guidelines do not permit us to issue any additional coverage in your area.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK? Why the hell didn’t you tell us this when you issued coverage, you complete fuckwits? In fact, why the hell did you issue coverage in the first place? Is it your standard operating procedure to bind a policy and then decide if it was a good idea?
Kindly take these venomous jellyfish and drape them over your collective genitalia, assholes.
Oh, and since you were nice enough to cancel this policy, we’ll be canceling both our auto insurance policies, and my life insurance. Also, my mother will be canceling her life insurance and all five business policies. I’m also going to start mailing you obscene notes in the prepaid envelopes that come with your junk mail.