UPS can suck my stick

[Skywatcher]

@Dogzilla

I go to the UPS place, and rip the poor guy a new one. He simply stared at me, slackjawed and wide-eyed. I broke off in midsentence, “Oh, fuck it, you don’t give a damn do you?”

“Um. Not really, ma’am. There’s nothing I can do.”

I bet your package was still on the truck.