You can add collegephobe to the list – higher education has never been part of Urbanredneck’s life in any way, so what good is it? Bunch of danged commie liberals, that’s all they are! There’s an undercurrent of hostility against higher ed and everyone in it running through many of his posts:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830831
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=819826
Urbanredneck is really a delightfully complete package!
One of my early introductions to this specimen was when he described this highly offensive personal affront that made him very, very angry:
One can’t blame him, of course. When you’re willing to spend a considerable premium to shop at the very best most prestigious top-tier retail establishment in the world, you have a right to expect a truly high class shopping experience. Needless to say, this means white shoppers only and certainly no oddly dressed foreigners. (Some may wonder how Urbanredneck knew that this couple were foreigners. Don’t be silly. Just look at them. Real Americans are sick of this sort of thing.)