What do you get when you take four bored women (one of whom is Chiara) and give them lots of alcohol?
HOT! LESBIAN! ACTION!
Or a reasonable facsimile thereof, anyway. Big Brother unlocked the liquor cabinet again last night (interesting that they didn’t distribute alcohol the entire time Amy was gone, isn’t it?). Beer and wine. The girls got completely snaffled and started playing some drinking game called “I Never”. One of them says something like “I never slept with another woman” and if the others had done the action mentioned, they have to drink. Not entirely surprisingly, it turns out that Chiara has indeed done women, either just women or in combination with a man. Somewhat surprisingly, we find out that Danielle has done bondage scenes and enjoyed them. Not surprisingly at all, we find that Jason is about ready to climb over the wall to get out of earshot of this nasty (and loud) conversation. If the girls were more sober, they’d realize that Gerry is just lovin’ listening to this game, and has a creepy little smile on his face as he plays chess with Roddy in the living room.
Chiara is almost itching to play “Truth or Dare” and get her tongue in Lisa’s mouth. They finally run out of wine and make a concentrated attack on the Diary Room to beg for more.Big Brother, wisely, tells them no. Roddy comments that if the producers were smart, they’d already have an intern on his way to the liquor store to keep the previous game going.
The women pout a while, then get dressed to get in the hot tub. Chiara’s idea of swimwear (hehe…I just had a commercial flashback…“Svimvear…very nice”) is a white wifebeater shirt. No, not “and…”. Just a white wifebeater shirt. No bikini bottom, no bikini top, just a long white wifebeater shirt. In which she’s going to get into the hot tub. And get wet. Do I need to draw diagrams?
As Chiara is on her way to a PG-13 nips/cooter expose, Marcellas finally wakes up (he’d been napping in the HoH while the drinking game was going on). He asks Roddy “Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but why are all the women getting along?” Roddy replies “Alcohol.” Marc nods. Oh, Marcy, Marcy…if you only knew what you were spared by sweet Morpheus’ gentle arms…
Back to the Bubbling Cauldron Of Repressed Lesbian Lust…okay, not so completely repressed. Chiara mock-makes-out with Lisa, then Amy (too late to get yourself off the block by flirting with HoH, Kiki). A rousing game of duckball is going on in the background, as the men have pretty much all come out to the backyard as well. People are in and out of the hot tub, and Chiara is alternately taking a dip to make sure her sole item of clothing, the white wifebeater shirt, is sufficiently wet and transparent, and parading around the backyard, showing off all of her assets for the world to see.
At one point, she’s playing duckball (having crashed the game) and, being totally drunk, gives Jason a mini-lecture about her clitoris and what it’s used for while they wait for her to take her turn. Poor, sweet Jason, totally exasperated by this complete tramp of a skank, tells her pointedly “Throw the duck, Chiara”. Probably the closest he’ll ever come to telling to her to fuck off. Which is probably a dangerous phrase to use around her…
Strategizing later in the HoH. Dani and Jason (that’s no way to keep a secret alliance, folks) talking about the votes this week. Lisa comes in (yeah, keep that alliance a secret…) and they more or less decide they can’t swing a Roddy removal this week either. Arggggghhhh! Wake up! This is the second chance in a row they’re going to toss aside. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Dani suspects that Marc has defected to the dark side. She thinks Amy also is leaning in that direction. Gerry is a tossup. The only people she’s sure of right now are herself, Lisa and Jason. Even so, that’s still a majority of available votes…out of 8 people, three can’t vote (HoH and the two nominees). That leaves 5 voters, three of whom are Dani’s alliance. She could still get Roddy out this week, dammit! Don’t throw it away again!
They finally drift to bed at about 3:00 A.M. They have a veto ceremony today sometime. I’ll bet Gerry doesn’t use it…the last time he vetoed someone he was cursed with leprosy (or at least you’d think so, the way they treat him).
Stupid computer…
