US Federal Agents launch effort to arrest North Pole cult leader

Some of you may not yet have heard, but at the North Pole, United States Federal Agents have launched an effort to arrest and detain what they deem to be “a dangerous cult leader”.

The current status is that there exists a Waco-like standoff.

For more details, see this link:
http://www.strangetexas.com/northpole.htm
Hey folks, if I don’t bring you this type of news, who will?

And a Merry Christmas to you, KO.

Hope you and your family are doing well.


“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius

Glad to see you still have a sense of humor, K.O.

You’ve received your fair share of flames on this board, and until I checked the link, I was thinking, “here we go again.”

Nice self-satire.


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