Let this be a lesson to Dopers: If you’re going to lose a nuke, at least use it.
US Air Force top two leaders resign.
Tripler
And at least have the good taste to use it on a giant asteroid or invading hordes of aliens or something.
So erradicating the kudzu is not an option? Darn.
But remember to ride it all the way down. It’s the manly way to do it.
Note for the humourless: Previous text and quote are snark for the purpose of relieving the utter existential :eek: :eek: :eek: involved in hearing of “lackadasaical” handling of WMDs by the one bunch of people who are supposed to be trusted with them. Neither JRDelirious nor Captain Tripler, USAF, actually advocate that if you find yourself with an unaccounted-for nuclear weapon you should use * it in the sense of detonating it, absent the aforementioned space threat. *
On a side note, one wonders if having a considerable number of USAF bases that already ARE in cold, bleak, Ogforsaken locations means more alternatives for being punitively transferred to a miserable post, or that it doesn’t matter very much because it’s not that much different 
Pfft. Pales in comparison to Tailhook and what Billy Clinton did with his penis while in charge of the Air Force.