Oui, mon ami.
I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all…
…uhh…
US!
Qui est un ami? Un “ami” est un mot, un mot dur, un mot qui dit “qui est tu”?
Can you put it in a way the few can see how it is?
The few can see if the few try, i.e., go the way of the Web.
ETA: Ici.
You ask who I am? No, I say. I ask who you are. Are you a Hun hen tit? If not, why do you say so?
Ki? Hát, azt nem t’om. Én nem egy Hun, de sem egy aga. Egy név van, de egy név – az mi? Egy név az bűz, ősi és vad.
Christ, this is hard in Hungarian. I think I’m reasonably close:
Who? Well … that I don’t know (more like “dunno.”) I am not a Hun, but I am neither an agha. (Turkish nobility). There is a name, but a name … what’s that? A name is a stench, ancient and wild.
Hungarian does not lend itself well to 3-letter sentences, as it is a “Lego language” that likes to add endings and beginnings to all its words instead of using prepositions and the such. And my verb choices are extremely limited at that character length. So more philosophical existential prose we have…
[Well, I’m impressed. Hungarian is a bitch of a language as it is.]
Now we can see why the yen to not be big if we say a bit is not fun at all.
I can say all I did in the bye was of the tip of my bod. Now I see TV and pen art to use. Are you mad ,is the way I do it now a hit to fog of the law?
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
D: yo, mia, u up?
A: huh, who dis?
D: lol. it’s d
A: d? idk u.
D: lol yes, u do. i met you at the bar.
A: umm… no … i’m not mia.
D: wha? oh . lol. u kid w me mia. 
A: ???. It’s 3 a.m. idk who u r. I AM NOT MIA.
D: aw … mia … pls. 
? u r so hot.
A: YUK! 
D: aww, mia, y u so mad? 
A: I AM NOT MIA!!! 
fu.
…
D: mia
…
D: mia?
…
D: MIA!?
…
D: da fuq?
…
[new #]
D: hey, qt, u up?
B: who r u?
[END]
Mia is not a ho. Let her be.
You cur! Mia is my gal. Now I’ve got to hit you 'til I lay you out on the mat. Now run, you rat, if you do not yen for me to pop a cap in yo ass too.
Hi Jim!
Oh, hey Ray. How are you?
I’m ok. And you?
I’m set to go to the A&P to pick up some pie for Pi Day.
But it’s not Pi Day yet, Jim.
It’s not?
No dum dum, it’s the 8th. Pi Day is on the 14th. Do not buy the pie.
Oh, no, old pie is bad.
Yes, old pie is bad and …
And?
And the pie is a lie.
No!
Yes, the pie is a lie. And pi is a lie, too.
No way!
Yes way! Pi is 3. 3.14 etc is a big lie! 3 is the way of God.
Uh huh… I … see. But, but … no pie?
No… no pie.
[Sad]
Pi pie guy up top, you win it. You are the man! You are God!
Hey, you all win, but not me!
I’m low and in the end row, no way I can be up in the sky. I’m a nit wit, a sad sap. I try but no can do. Boo hoo hoo!
Hey.
'Sup?
Hey, all of you!
We can not let the GOP get a new tax cut for Mr. Big Wig.
He may cry, and fly his jet to the sea, but he can not get out of his due to the USA.
A Fat Cat can not use a big bar of Au to buy the law.
Not now, not as I can do any job to get my way.
Oh no! “14” and “th” is too big! : “Pi Day is 3/14”? “Pi Day is Mar 14”?
I saw it, but not for me to get the nit.
And I try. Oh my god do I try not to err. And I say 
HEY EY EY EY, HEY EY EY EY I say HEY!!!
OWW! Why did you hit me?